Reasons to detox

Hi..I know. I'll update you later I promise but right now I'm trying to justify why I'm currently doing the lemonade diet aka master cleanse aka detox. Ugh. It's only 12.45p of day 1 (did i mention that we want to detox till next week friday?) and I'm already more than halfway done with what's supposed to be the concoction that lasts me the entire day...it's supposed to suppress hungry which it does for about 5 minutes at a time but now the office is smelling of lunchtime and I'm not eating voluntarily and I'm trying to figure out why.

Ok fine..I know why:
1. I have to be a host for one of our programs on the shopping channel next month
2. There's a fundraiser I'm attending that requires me to look amazing (also next month)
3. My mom lured me in to detoxing with her with promises like losing 15lbs.

I am NOT a happy hippie right now and the prospect of doing this for an entire week is messing with my head. I need to think happy thoughts like royal wedding, disneyland and planning my next vacation...